May 2012
Being famous is stupid. And makes you a troll.  →
May 31st
May 31st
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A really lovely description of depression... if... →
May 30th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
I bought myself something nice to urge me to well...
Crap glasses.
May 23rd
Do not stand at my desk and weep... I'm still...
Beautiful? Yes, I know. Fighting illness with a cocktail I’d normally take for fun. I refuse to not be in Arizona on Friday. REFUSE.
May 22nd
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 17th
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Web Exclusive: Ellen Gets Slap-Happy with Glory! →
One day my children will be so proud.
May 17th
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“It was pretty typical as porn goes, not extreme or violent.”
– An article about getting adult films on college campuses. Apparently that’s something I said.  Because, you know, I am huge into extreme, violent porn. (via amjeffries) Boyfriend quotes are the best quotes. Especially when they’re about porn and are published by ABC News.
May 17th
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May 11th
Yuna: Lullabies. Absolutely a new favorite.  →
May 11th
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I'm sure they're going to be fucking amazing... →
May 11th
May 10th
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Mother's Day weekend.
My mom sent me an email informing me that she’s planned Mother’s Day weekend to include brunch, shopping and the obvious constant drinking and for me to let her know if there was anything else I’d like to do while I was home. I called her in the office to approve of her plan and she told me that while the point of the weekend was also to include my Mema, my Mema called to cancel...
May 10th
alex jeffries: Attention Fathers and Girlfriends... →
amjeffries: I fixed my bike. After 613 days, since I popped the tire riding back from FYF Fest in Downtown to Santa Monica at midnight, I did something about the bike I’ve been dragging with me across Los Angeles. I replaced the tire, I wiped it down, and I am raring to go. I have a few more weeks of… Does this mean I need to learn how to ride a bike for real now?
May 10th
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“If you have a sense of style and purpose and will you don’t want to...”
– (RIP) Vidal Sassoon
May 9th
I'm going to have two new best friends.
Two boys… a 6-year-old and a 3-year-old. BFF.
May 8th
May 8th
I came in to the office yesterday frustrated that I had to, and convinced that I had forgotten how I was assigned news watch, only to come in early this morning (anxious) to catch up and make an effort to “watch” the Sunday news. Alas, it was not my weekend. All the back and forth that began Friday night, dragged through Saturday and irritated me Sunday took care of itself and I was in...
May 7th
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May 7th
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“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.”
– H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via moneyisnotimportant)
May 2nd
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So amazing. Good work Blackberry. →
May 2nd
The nicest thing anyone told me 5 years late.
An old boss is in the office for the next few weeks working on a new show that I too am working on simultaneously with my full time job. Today in a meeting about the new show she shared stories of us first working together explaining to my current producer how loved I was by Tyra… “Well, Glory used to sit in the front row of the office and Tyra would have to pass her everyday…...
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