One time I went to Kenny's after I bought these...
ME: I need your address.
KENNY: Why? Are you getting married Glory?
ME: No, I'm trying to send you baby gifts for that baby of yours.
ME: Surprise RUINED.
ME: Just send me your damn address.
KENNY: Oh, GREAT!
KENNY: BTW, Save the date, May 26, 2012...
KENNY: If the world doesn't end, I'm getting married.
I'm in love with a 50-year-old Columbian/Sweden...
Proof that Glendale keeps getting better and better.
Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...– Edgar Allan Poe (via newstormforoldlovers)
Who else sat at a winery all day, drove to Beverly...
The conversation has come up twice in the last two days… both during prolonged, all be it typical, and exhausting commutes to and from Los Angeles’ West side. The realization that by living in LA and committing to “this” lifestyle we’ve happily locked ourselves into a bubble of egotistical vanity that’s fueled by our own media system. We work in entertainment,...
I'm a very happy girl today.
Which is nothing compared to how happy I’ll actually be on Saturday.
When is too soon to book?
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Went to Whole Foods.. not shocking.
Turned around quickly near the magic bread and realized I was standing next to Steve-O… shocking.
I'm talking to Q. →
Wait... HURRAY or HOORAY?!
Here's a fun fact.
My key to get in my apartment building doesn’t work… and they’ve now “secured” all the doors in the building (including the elevator) unless you have the “common area” key. Lord have mercy.
It just struck me that my last post should have...
I'm back on (moderate) meat.
This may be shocking to anyone who wasn’t aware that I’d been off meat for some time- that is with the exception of an occasional split order of hot wings. In any case for a variety of reasons… I’m back to meat in small doses. And when I say meat I mean- grass fed beef without hormones, like a real white bitch. Oh, and the all you can eat meat fest that is Gaucho’s...
I may have gotten us invited to a soul food party. Sorry bout it.– Best text of the night/wee hour of the morning.
There's been a lot of discussion in our place... →
That dream again...
Happens every once in a while… like once every 3 years. I’m don’t know where I am, a real fancy building, I’m always following two people that I ultimately loose after we enter a separate larger building, and once I realize I’m being followed a woman starts yelling in Latin. Or what I think is Latin. Thinking about it know I don’t know if it’s Latin, but...
UNFAIR! Why don't these come in women sizes. Damn... →
I'm OBSESSED with Purplow Men's shoes.
My cart says $2,780.
I almost forgot... When the drug dealer asked me...
Shit is hilarious. Especially because in my head I was caught between “Susie” and “Susan” so I slurred the name as I said it.
Let's recap my day (so far).
I got up this morning at 5:30am after having slept in my mother’s bikini from 19-God-knows-when to bolt across the street and get to the Y in order to swim. I got to the Y just before 5:45am and while waiting for the doors to open with a dozen 65+ was offered cocaine (I think) from some man smoking a cigarette and giving me detailed directions how to get back to his hotel. So that’s...
I'm drooling over this bag. Officially top of the... →
octopusprime: I want my hair long enough to cover my tits when I’m naked ditto. I’d never wear a shirt.
You would have had this on your luggage if I'd... →
I’m trying to give up saying the word ‘literally.’ Trouble is now it seems like I have turrets (TOURETTES!) because after I slip and say ‘literally’ in a sentence I immediately follow with ‘damn it.’
Add "sun" to the restricted list.
I was planning on being “tinted” this hiatus… but now calcium and sun are on the restricted list for a bit. Whatever. Dita makes a fair living being fair. Besides, moonlight is much more becoming in my current state. Beach bonfire? Who’s going?
Discussing bad shopping habits with my Mama.
MY MAMA: What'd you do today?
ME: Marker and I got up early and went to the flea market at the Rose Bowl.
MY MAMA: What did you find?
ME: Well this one man had a moose head...
ME: But I didn't ask the price because I'd knew I'd want to buy it.
ME: AND THEN some man had a doe head.
MY MAMA: How is that possible? It's illegal to have a doe head.
ME: I know! That's why I wanted to buy it!
MY MAMA: How much was it?
ME: He was asking $135.
MY MAMA: You'd be better off buying $135 of dope.