July 2011
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June 2011
JAMBONE! An office sensation.
ANDY: JAMBONE!
ANDY: Wait... (Walking into executives office)
ANDY: What's jambone?
ED: It's French for ham.
ANDY: There's a box out here that says 'Fragile Jambone.'
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MARKER?!?!?!! What are we going to listen to... →
“what are you doing… today was a full day in barcelona. there is a...”
– I love that my Peach has started checking in each night. Of course, if he ever forgets to send an email I’ll be convinced that he’s been kidnapped.
I prefer to call the accessory by its full name... →
Jesus. Like these. →
I need far too many things here. →
Remember last summer at this time when I said...
Oops.
I mean it. Tomorrow is the last day I ever work for a pilot. Although this one was less stressful than that of “The Talk” last summer. I just don’t have it in me to help put together make believe shows anymore. Nor does half of the staff in this office I’ve noticed.
“i´m in barcelona now. we´re staying a place with a rooftop pool that overlooks...”
– I can only imagine how many times he’s used the phrase “meat of the street.”
There's nothing I love more than dust bags.
Well a few things… but dust bags are up there.
I know someone who's probably thrilled with this... →
Just... everything. →
To punish myself I'm going to sell all my shoes....
I’m going to go away for a little while next week, like drive out of town and not say when I’m coming back- although I’ll have to come back at some point near the end of next week to pay rent- that makes the first sentence so much less romantic… ANYWAY… I made the decision yesterday to buy this bag I saw at Macy’s a few weeks ago because, let’s be honest,...
I want all of this. →
They're wonderful. →
My Peach is in Europe.
And I’m upset that he probably isn’t going to go to the Prada in Milano. I mean, HOW CAN YOU BE THAT CLOSE AND NOT GO?!?!?!?! They sell stuff you can’t get in the states! IT’S PRADA- IN MILAN. ITALY.
I actually have no idea what day he’s in Italy. I just know he’s in Europe. And I know I’m not at the Prada in Milano.
I won't have to see another Monday here until the...
1. Another Emmy for the show- so it’s all “JAMBONE!” in the office today.
2. New Kraft service lady who makes espresso and has hummus. The office is an uproar of joy.
3. My Mama called concerned about my mental health while dealing with this “infection” that requires “overdosing” on antibiotics and can’t imagine the stress of waking up every...
Encore performance July 17th.
It’s actually annoying to speak today after all the screaming and shouting I did yesterday with Judy Garland.
Now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d type in all seriousness. However, I’m nonetheless thrilled that I can.
Trouble.
Which one would I get?
GUNS, GERMS, & $TEAL
I mean… the dust bag that isn’t a dust bag (!!!!)
Gunsgermssteal
Honestly.
No shingles. Just stress.
Cure? LOTS of pills… and no more calcium.
For anyone going to a dinner party with 20-30...
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS AN APPROPRIATE GREETING WHEN MEETING NEW PEOPLE?
“Hello, nice to meet you.”
“Hey, I’m charmed and shit.”
“Holler man, Bazinga!”
WHEN YOU’RE ASKED WHAT YOU DO PROFESSIONALLY- WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING OCCUPATIONS WILL IMPRESS MORE PARTYGOERS IMMEDIATELY?
“I’m the Chief of Police in four states.”
“I grow saffron. Shit’s...
This made me think of you.
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