I need this. I just REALLY need this. →
"G" is a mermaid. This could not be more fitting.... →
I've spent too much time here. →
Boss Lady leftovers?
Don’t mind if i do. What’s good enough for a vegan’s Thursday dinner is good enough for a meat-eater’s hangover Friday second breakfast.
I see you are planning a wild and sacreligious holiday week-end. Sounds like...– -email from my Mama. That’s why she’s the best. I should win her some money this weekend.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.– George Bernard Shaw (via mityelpoc)
I refuse to not own these. →
Jacqueline… um, I fully intend on drinking myself to death this weekend in...
It's 9:49 am. Crew meal isn't until 4:30 pm.
CHRISSY: Mommy and daddy r fighting in topical.
ME: about what?!?
CHRISSY: Seats. Mommy tried to squeeze in between dad and kara.
CHRISSY: Daddy wasn't having it.
ME: And so the day begins.
CHRISSY: It'll be long and pissy fyi.
CHRISSY: We'll get through together.
ME: Holding hands and weeping all the way to crew meal.
I don't know how I found this... but now I'll... →
This. It exists. →
What Lucky People Do Differently than Unlucky... →
moneyisnotimportant: This is really interesting.
Today is David Letterman's birthday.
I looked at the date on the phone this morning and paused because I knew today was something… then I remembered. Who’s horrified that this is my life?
The cardinal rule of fashion: something always has to be off, slightly amiss,...– Nina Garcia (via fashionninag)