I'm the uncredited photographer for a very... →
Don't tell my Roomie... I ordered a baker's dozen.... →
I don't talk about religion but The Awl's...
“…which is harder to believe? That however-many virgins are waiting for you in heaven or that an angel appeared before a 19th century ne’er-do-well to reveal to him golden plates containing an unknown American religious history which the man then translated using stones placed in a stovepipe hat, only to later lose the plates back to the angel before anyone else could ever...
Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds →
delbertshoopman: Heavy drinkers are less likely to die than people who have never drunk. One important reason is that alcohol lubricates so many social interactions, and social interactions are vital for maintaining mental and physical health. Looks like I’ll be living FOREVER!!!! Bring on the 30-year home loan… for a home with a BAR!
Katherine, watch this. (upside down) →
Formally known as: "Saturday Nights at The Other...
Binge drinking is the modern definition of drinking alcoholic beverages with the primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol over a short period of time. -wikipedia
Should I say something about the 35 less lbs... or...
“We’re filming pick-up shots next week before submitting to the Academy… we really wanted to get more close-ups of you.” I mean, I want my close-ups. And a SAG voucher.
If you've ever questioned why David Marker is... →
Dear Glory Gale,
Dear friend Godley, Thank you for always having a brothas back. Ever truly, - GG yeldog: If you wish to receive maple bacon lollipops for Christmas, be sure to avoid the “Man Bait” brand….they are not so delicious. Just lookin’ out, - Godley
If you couldn't tell... the 4 links below are...
Primer Spray. →
Stay Puft. →
Perky Jerky. →
Maple Bacon Pops. →
I've yet to see Jesus in LA. Shankapotamus. →
GUESS WHO JUST WON A BOTTLE OF NEIL GEORGE INDIAN...
THIS BITCH. Thank you very much Glamour Magazine. Neil George has created indian gooseberry treatment oil for super shiny, silky hair. One of the world’s most powerful antioxidants, the amazing Indian Gooseberry calms frizz and eases styling, leaving hair beautifully smooth and wonderfully healthy.
After "Wing Month" it's only pizza burgers. →
I think someone dying from natural causes is the ultimate tragedy. Honestly. It’s very necessary to let people know how you feel before you go to bed. (Or just write how you feel on pieces of paper and hide them in your room so that after you pass and someone comes to go through your things they find all your notes and know how much you loved them.)
I'm really doing this. →
The email I sent to my family in a failed attempt...
So, there’s a new video online… I’m admitting to it now before Todd gets the pleasure of embarrassing me. Regretfully I have to admit the unfortunate event of me singing under the HEAVY INFLUENCE of gin… and the luck of YOU that it was captured on film. (Which was a COMPLETE SURPRISE to me come Sunday morning to realize I’d been videotaped…...
"Get the meat outta your mouth!" →
Honestly. Look at this. Page 2. Kill me. fuckyeaheyegasms: Boyfriend Replacement food blog. not just any food blog, it’s an amazing food blog.
Dear Santa, 200 of these. →
Jen Pinkston a very effortless chic. →
I may or may not be a total of 3 degrees from this... →
I WANT TO WEAR THIS EVERYDAY AS I SIT ON SOME... →
JK: Will you be in San Diego by yourself?
TW: Just me and Jesus.
GG: [to waitress] Can I get a side of bacon?