Why do I get 8 emails a day from Fisher-Price?
"Here's the one sweet lesson of history: Every...
bebelestrange: - The Scarlet Pimpernel
I'm reading Kesh. →
"I don't get any smokes from you... I don't get...
Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.
WANT EVERYTHING →
This site is blocked at work... but I'm excited to... →
Nothing says "I'm happy to be alive!" like hot...
Unless you have hot wings for lunch and dinner 4 days in a row. That’s obviously MUCH better.
"Johnny Weir Is My Kind of Man"... →
BOBO wants milk. I want BOBO. →
Ringtone Please. GOOD day SIR. →
Calling my Mama.
LIZ: Capital Sierra Insurance...
ME: Hi, is my mom there?
LIZ: One moment please...
MY MAMA: Hello...
MY MAMA: Who's this?
ME: It's me your child!
MY MAMA: I don't have a child.
ME: You're hilarious.
MY MAMA: Well it's been so long I didn't recognize your voice.
ME: It hasn't been that long... week and a half maybe.
MY MAMA: THE OLYPMICS WEREN'T ON THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE!
Did it. →
What a Dreamboat. →
T-Minus 4 days and counting...
…until I clean out my desk for the second time in this office.
If you thought you saw me speeding down the 134 in...
All that’s certain is David Marker officially knows WAY TOO much about my sorted past. But that’s okay… it was MAN TALK.
Aaron Fish (a friend who’s known me as a blonde reckless teen) is driving through LA today and making a stop to say hi. I can’t remember the last time Aaron has seen me but lets just say in the time we’ve been apart he’s been deployed with the Navy, gotten married, had a baby and survived a motorcycle crash that nearly crushed both his legs. And me? Well, I’ve just...
Grocery shopping at 7-Eleven.
What else does a man need in life than beef jerky, 5-hour energy, diet coke and binaca? NOTHING.
Tuts my Barreh →
Ice Skating is so romantic. I'd give my left leg... →
I’m not intimidated by anything, except maybe PETA standing outside with a...– Johnny Weir
Be Good, Johnny Weir
And, yet, Johnny relishes being the underdog, the opportunity to prove people wrong and make a comeback: “I’m not intimidated, not by anything. Not by a flowing mane of blond hair (Plushenko). Not by a tanned face (Lysacek).” -sundancechannel.com
"He's started his own line of $95 jackets." - How... →
It's late and I'm hungry.
With the reality that is LENT and my devotion to giving up Cheese Hot Dogs (a/o 7:13pm)… I find myself in a quandary. I am famished! Due to onset laziness I am left with no other choice but to eat Jell-O and drink Kool-Aid. To make this a balanced meal I will also take a multi-vitamin. (There’s no possible way to describe myself as an adult when reading any of this.)
What if I...
Drank 8 Diet Cokes, took 2 Excedrin and chugged a 5 Hour Energy Drink? This may be my last post.
This was a very thoughtful gift (David...