December 2010
“I need tissues, a pair of scissors and lunch.
I am to embarrassed to holler...”
– - Today is a nightmare day due to cupcakes. I hate cupcakes. But I love this email. On a day when having to do little errands would seemingly irritate me… I’ve put all three of these things at the top of my list.
Dear Santa- These I beg you. →
My legs outrated the Mrs.' Mrs.
True story.
That awkward moment when Santa has the same...
darlingdelovely:
foxtrot-uniform-charlie-kilo:
bigosh-inator:
HAHAHHAHAH I AM LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD.
I remember thinking this as a child.
That awkward moment when santa, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy all have the same handwriting.
How long have I waited to be able to say this...
ED: Glory Gale!
ME: Hey!
ED: So funny Glory... you're a rising star.
ME: Well... who knew all it took was taking off my pants.
“Wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.”
– Toni Morrison
“I just ate what I thought was a safe, delicious cookie from the counter on the...”
– Greg Brown knows that as a man I can’t bake… unless to poison people in the office. Well played, but sorry I didn’t have time to finish the antidote. Soak up this “no-show-taping-Monday” Greg Brown… it’ll be your last.
Just used my 900 operator voice on the phone with...
Partially because that’s what my voice is like today… mostly because I wanted to.
I actually gasped when I saw this... just me?... →
I just realized how I'm going to love the shit out...
Thank you Nicolas Cage. You are an actor among... →
Just when you thought Glendale couldn't get any... →
“I could really suck a bone right now.”
– J.N. (hot wing humor)
DECEMBER 1: THIS DAY IN WING HISTORY
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In 1955, Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on a bus.
She later said she would have moved in exchange for hot wings.
FACT.