September 2009
Another Monday morning heart attack...
Moving is exciting. Paying rent for two places at once is not so exciting. In the midst of consolidating credit card bills, pretending to be organized, perplexed on what I do with a dresser that no longer has any purpose, estimate the total cost of movers, stop buying food (because what’s the point), trying to calm Nancy’s new home anxieties, and a slough of other idiosyncrasies that I...
If it wasn't for Kristen Wiig, I'd 'fricken' hate...
Talking with Todd before he leaves for ANOTHER...
TODD: Sorry for cutting you off on that last call.
ME: Oh please, I know you have prostitutes to meet and slot machines to sit at.
TODD: OH YEAH RIGHT!
TODD: Boy, I sure hope the rapture doesn't happen this weekend.
ME: You don't want Jesus to find you with a prostitute in your arms...
TODD: I don't want Jesus to forget about me.
TODD: You better tell this to Joanna, I know she likes my quotes.
After my audition...
…(like how I’m updating my day two sentences at a time) I went to go buy that lovely frock at Goodwill. I had to beat some other girl down for it… but it’s mine. A frock so beautiful 1962 is weeping for it’s return.
Photos to follow.
Commercial audition today...
Went awesome! Here’s hoping for a callback and then… HELLO new star of the next series of Southwest commercials!
“Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is...”
– Gracie Allen
I found it interesting today at 'Home' as I...
Everyone has their poison.
Wanted sushi so bad...
… I bought way more than I could eat so I could bring home sushi to eat at midnight when the second wave craving hits. Ummmm, Lotus on Fire.
“The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of childhood into maturity.”
– T. H. Huxley (via mityelpoc)
Went to the HA HA CAFE.
Not so impressed. So we left… like before it started. Is that strange? I’m just saying, we knew after the show neared it’s start almost an hour late that this was not where we wanted to spend an entire evening. And they moved us to 3 different tables after we ordered food and drinks. 3 times?!
"If life excites you, its shadow, death, must also...
bebelestrange:
-Sir Francis Bacon
Shopping for a Grand Piano on Craigslist.
My prodigy career is about to skyrocket.
On Eddie Izzard's Big Run...
“Tagging along were also his manager, a sports therapist and the part that was pretty funny, an ice cream truck following him periodically playing Chariots of Fire. It was his own version of the movie!” (perezhilton.com)
Sounds about right.
They turned the water off... again.
Seriously, here’s my problem. I got the slip that said the water would be turned off at 11pm last night. 11 PM. less than 12 hours before the water was to be turned off. And even better… I didn’t get up early enough (before 9 am) to wash my hair so now I’m a prisoner in my own home because there is no way I’m leaving today without having washed my hair. So what now? I...
Scheduling a time to surprise Brandt Bickford by...
I got my $17 haircut today.
I look like I asked for the ‘Julie Andrews.’
For $17, I don’t care.
I went to Sephora for new lip gloss. I got the...
Just kidding… I met a really lovely lady in NoHo who tried out her makeup skills on my face today.
Am I the only one who finds Wendy Williams...
For real. WW is cray cray.
I had to write my apartment manager a letter of...
I penned my own letter on watermark beige paper and then quarter-folded it to fit into a neon colored lined envelope. I considered adhering a smiley face sticker to the back of the envelope to keep it sealed but opted for hot wax instead.
I hope the letter wins big at tomorrows meeting.
I love having someone else do my makeup......
Tonight at Blockbuster...
BLOCKBUSTER GUY: Are you looking for a specific movie or just browsing?
ME: Uh... I don't know. What's new that you've liked.
BLOCKBUSTER GUY: Umm, well 'Defiance' was good.
ME: Oh, with Daniel Craig.
BLOCKBUSTER GUY: Yeah, the best way to describe it is a Robin Hood for Jewish people.
ME: Ah! I see. Okay, sold... I'll take that.
I had such a headache I decided I needed to eat...
I just wrote a 4 page handwritten letter about a...
Uh-oh.
I may have a thing for Robert Pattinson.
This sudden heart pull is due to the fact that I just sat and watched Twilight expecting absolutely nothing and then, out of no expectation, found myself swooning for Edward. I am now one of “those” people.
I’m not going to admit that I went to allposters.com and price checked the cardboard stand-up of him (for Nancy, of course)…...
Closing the rooftop patio at 9pm... strike 3. New...
This is the best cream I've ever used, and if it... →
“It’s like my mom always said: “Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it.”
– The Lady Chablis
‘Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil”
I just saw this movie last night… Hello 1997, and good day Lady Chablis.
I nearly rewarded myself for getting up before...
Then I remembered I’m just taking classes at the Groundlings and I’m not yet a cast member. Save the celebration.
Forgot to mention- I spent so much time at the...
Today's bag of errands...
… led me to the Glendale Galleria. Where last week I was the recipient of a few pieces from the JCPenney’s there, today I returned hoping for a credit and the ability to take something home that I might actually wear. And while at the mall, why not take one of those $115 bottles of Kinerase cream I have lying around and see if I can swip swap at the ol’ Sephora for some more face...
Lance Bass at the Abbey... check. Back on...
“It’s like the 1800’s when people came to California looking for...”
– Tim, mildly intoxicated at The Abbey.
