September 2009
I'm going to have a lot to say when all this is...
August 2009
Mega Millions jackpot at $325 million.
This ‘glog’ goes platinum on Friday when I begin my new life as a millionaire.
Stop by for tea, won’t you?
Excuse me (Yeldog) I'd join in on your "I'm takin'...
But really, my computer may crash from trying to look at all your iPhoto uploads.
http://yeldog.tumblr.com/
My one-sided (email) conversation with Jeannie.
GG: Did you win the lottery last night?
GG: (that's a real question)
I just walked into the women's restroom and saw a...
CEMETERY WORKOUT?!?!?!?!? YOU HEARD ME!!!!!
I'm refreshing the sh*t out of my email today...
Quarters for the coke machine.
JK: If I could win the lottery, I would pee my pants.
GG: But that would be fine... because you could buy new pants.
GG: I would pee my pants now if someone told me I won $5,000. Well maybe $15,000... I don't want to be overdramatic.
JK: I just need 25 dollars for lunch.
GG: WHOA! Big lunch spender. I went to Starbucks this morning and bought one of those cheapy sandwiches because I don't have any more cash for Astro Burger.
GG: My life is a blueprint on success.
I'm starting a money jar for Annie Leibovitz. You... →
The Wizard of Oz was released in theaters...
I knew I should have worn my rubies to work today.
Her name? Henrietta Speckels Sproat. YES! Perhaps... →
You can't imagine the horrors I've seen.
And it’s only day 2.
Monacle Monday!!!!! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!!
You know this is what I’m doing for the next 20 minutes. Stand by for submission.
What I've learned is 'B-rated' chinese food is...
What was I thinking? Oh right, I was starving… and now I will never be hungry again. DINNER FAIL, DIET SUCCESS.
Today, I sat front row at a broadway show. The...
jeremystolethecupcakes:
More like, IRAP
I ruined a play.
I had to make sure this post wasn’t from ‘Stone Face Katherine Beattie’… because I’m sure she does this ALL the time.
Okay, it's really horrible what happened to that...
Just me? I thought teeth and fingerprints were the go-to ID. I don’t know about you all, but I’m now considering a pair of ID bracelets if you know what I mean. Wait… what?
The news lady on TV just said "sheep busting"......
Uh-huh, back on the sofa.
I’m not saying anything… but I put together one HELL of an excel doc. Way to impress in my temporary work environment.
Doing the whole 'two-week-work' thing.
So I said I would do it… but damn it if sitting on the sofa, sleeping ‘til noon, then going out at my leisure didn’t sound perfect for today. Could I get any lazier? Help.
I think I would really enjoy having lunch with...
Truly.
I just opened this page I haven't looked at in...
Last night at the town farmers market.
5-YEAR-OLD BOY: Hey! Look what I have!!!!!
TODD: Whoa! That looks like a real gun!
5-YEAR-OLD BOY: It is!
OSCAR: Those look like real bullets too.
5-YEAR-OLD BOY: They are!
ME: Welcome to El Dorado.
“I better go wash toilets.”
– Todd
I'm trying to take notes for you Joanna.
Todd just shared that he was invited by a 14 & 16-year-old to come sleepover on their porch Friday.
P.S. Need a visual picture of Todd in the office today? He’s wearing his bathing suit and a polo shirt. He said it’s because he needed shorts and they were “breezy.” Don’t worry, he assures us that he is wearing underwear.
Stop it.
Change is the essence of life. Be willing to...
(via anthonymichaelrojas)
Of course I get an audition on my planned "lazy...
It only happens every once in a while...
but when it does… F*** MAN! Today is one of those days when I can barely use my legs, can’t stand straight, and breathing hurts because of the back pain. It’s just another reason why loosing a ridiculous amount of weight will only relieve the pressure from my spine. I can’t even remember what it was like to wake up and not worry if picking up 20 lbs would put me out of...
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells....
bebelestrange:
-Dr. Seuss
“Hey yo, is bacon the candy of meats?”
– Oscars friend, Issac. Hilarious.
I'm going to do the whole 'go-to-Blockbuster-...
I've been invited to write a gossip column for our...
Finally all those years of collecting hats will come in handy.
Everyday there's a new interesting tidbit.
Every-day. I’m looking forward to tomorrows treat.
