July 2009
Not a yoush Tuez... But, what a day.
One thing I often forget about (now that I reside mainly in a ‘city’) is that when you’re living deep in the woods there are big animals that walk around in the pitch black of night. And based on what happened (to which I found this morning) my Mama and I have to conclude that we’ve lost our Groucho (and 8 others) to the mountain beast. This afternoon my Mama and I took...
June 2009
It's like when Lucille Ball died on Carol...
“My heart … my mind … are broken. I loved Michael with all my soul and I can’t imagine life without him. We had so much in common and we had such loving fun together. I was packing up my clothes to go to London for his opening when I heard the news. I still can’t believe it. I don’t want to believe it. It can’t be so. He will live in my heart forever but...
I proclaimed veganism, and then just realized...
A quick note...
Dear Friend Jo,
While browsing the supermarket aisles for ice (individual bags or one big bag?) my dear Mama picked up an item of liquor and proclaimed, ‘Will you look at that?! Sweet Tea Vodka..oh my!’
So dear friend, it seems that a sweet tea rooftop afternoon must follow. For there has been too much ‘sweet tea’ talk in the air to not sit and enjoy a glass… or...
Not going to lie...
Totally thrilled that my Mama will be here tomorrow at 2pm! It’s been one whole year since she’s been to LA, she’s equipped with a new hip, an appetite for the downtown sausage place and the willingness to come with me to Forest Lawn Glendale.
Refreshing the camera battery pack as we speak.
$2 TANK TOP DAY!
But here’s the real deal. I’ve passed the Urban Outfitters ‘Yard Sale’ 3 days in a row now thinking that it would be real trouble to stop and browse. Except today I will go to a $2 old navy tank top extravaganza and buy things I most likely won’t wear and could’ve taken that money and bought something I really wanted at the ‘Yard Sale.’
Oh boy, I...
If you ever...
wondered what a Ukrainian man looked like wearing OP cord shorts and a fanny pack asking for rides into town looked like- You should have just been downstairs in the lobby as the building manager was soliciting tenants for rides “into town.”
#1- “Into Town”… Aren’t we IN town?
#2- ‘scue me? I know you have a bike.
#3- If I give you a ride… will...
I need a coffee.
I wish these windows in the living room were French doors… and I wish they opened to a balcony big enough for a table and a chair. I would never leave it.
"Brickhouse" Yoga tomorrow. (That's what I'm...
I would give someone $300 worth of various gift...
Bumblebee Lover
I got out of my car coming home just now with my El Pollo Loco Carbon Tacos and Medium Diet Coke when out of the corner of my eye I saw a bee just walking on the ground. I passed him the first time thinking he would fly off, but then turned to see that he was still walking. I stood there for a second then decided to go back…and if he would let me scoop him I would take him to the flowers.
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“Honestly, whether you are skinny, fat, or in between.. It’s your personality,...”
– @anthonyedmonds (via thegirlkyle)
I sort of needed this today. You know when I’ve given up when I wear the lumberjack pants out-the-house. That, and the fact that at Sephora the employees wouldn’t let me leave before they gave me a ‘makeover.’
As a Mannequin owner I find these photos... →
Another mountain hike has led me to...
go dress shopping 2 days in a row. It’s amazing how an upcoming wedding that reunites you with high school fellows strikes a fire under your sagging ass to get back to a (ab)normal size.
“Dreams say what they mean, but they don’t say it in daytime language.”
– Gail Godwin (via iamblessed)
Just got the Hometown Newsletter in the mail...
There’s a big “Nolf” tournament coming up this weekend. (NOLF= 7 iron, tennis balls, and buckets…you figure it out) There is a disclaimer however for attending this event: “PLEASE: We ask that all guns, knives, hounds and horses be left at home.”
Holy Moley I love the woods.
I went, I catwalked, I laughed at myself...and now...
Okay y’all…I am now officially one step closer to becoming ‘The Chili’s Girl.’ Or not, we don’t really know yet. What I do know is that after going in to interview with a commercial agent they ‘liked my look, and would like to work with me.’ Therefore-tomorrow at 4pm I’m laying down the law… CHILI’S COMMERCIAL OR I’M...
The Rebels sir... there here.
nowwhat:
Did I just use a quote from Eddie Izzard to start a post? You know it.
What does it mean? It means today marks my first day among the Rebels. By Rebels I mean the group of people I know who own a Canon Rebel, with it’s sweet HD video capabilities. Does anyone know where we can find a Death Star to shoot?
I mean take pictures of. We aren’t the violent kind of Rebels…
THE REAL...
I have a new character... She doesn't have a...
Day 2 of winning lotto tickets. My luck is a...
Went to the Beverly Center for a puppy fix...
Damned if Puppy Love wasn’t closed. I appreciate the crack down on puppy mill pet stores… But I’m bewildered to think of where else I can go to hold puppies in my arms at all hours of the day. Damn man.
I hate hamburger commercials.
ESPECIALLY when I am starving and begging for the light of day in order to eat breakfast. If I wasn’t already in my jammies, damp hair, and with a face not appropriate for the outdoors…I’d be in my car at the nearest Carl’s Jr.
I may go out to the ole bookstore tomorrow... out... →
Johnny Mountain is hilarious.
Not really. But you can tell he tries.
Just won me $20 on the Diamond Dazzler...
It's always in the small print. →
Uh, yes. Hello. →
Nancy Walker had the best role in 'Best Foot...
