September 2008
8:50P
Ok…finally making a list for tomorrows duties.
Looking forward to going home to my Voodoo Dolls.
Just kidding. Or am I.
8:35P.....
Yes still working.
Yes, totally alone.
Yes…F*@#ing starving.
Yes…SEVERLY SOUR.
In the midst of many anxiety attacks this morning- there was one in particular regarding some funds in Wachovia Bank….upon calling my Mama to get that calming voice of reason over the phone, she gave me her opinion of the current economic crisis…
“SKID ROW RIDE TO HELL”
For cheese sake…Today, I can’t….just can’t. Here I am, under the impression it would just be a 1/5 of an adderall day…but somehow its become like a serious straight up hardcore amphetamine day. Like, for real. Lord grant me the serenity to make it to 7pm.
It was a massive heart attack that took my Daddy Ricardo… Like my Mama said, “It would have been easier to know that he died of a drug overdose than something that was overlooked weeks before in the hospital.”
Welp…. Ikea shelves suck. End of conversation. Now I get to re-paint the walls. To ease my sorrow I’m making vegetarian nuggets and eating sweet gherkin pickles.
MY DREAMS ARE BECOMING REALITY!
YES THE ROCKETTES ARE COMING TO ME!!!!!!!!! My lifes dream was to be a Rockette and for years before graduating from High School I obsessed about making sure my high-kick was high enough…I learned routines in my bedroom and tap danced my way through the market….and then fate threw me a dirty curve and broke my hip, scared my knee, and crunched my back. AND NOW, it is as if Zues...
bestiesonice:
I think I’m the only person who didn’t watch the season premiere of The Office last night. Not for lack of want, but because I was at one of the best comedy shows I’ve ever been to. I saw Sarah Silverman, Steve Agee, Neil Hamburger, Natasha Leggero, Jen Kirkman, and Duncan Trussell (doing “ventriloquism” and attempting to invoke a seance, all while playing a flamboyant southern...
Kara just ask Chris to add to the Jack Hanna animal pitch packet the “mini donkeys and horse pig.” I know this was a typo…but omg what a wonderful world this would be to have allowed a “Horse Pig” to exist.
This is awful.
The Today Show is featuring a segment on new trends in handbags….its dumb and stupid and retarded.
End of convesation.
You can be anything.
This morning I noticed that someone asked to be my friend on Facebook solely based on my occupation [as they admitted to me in a “facebook note”]….This intices me to change my occupation on a more regular basis to see what sorts of people will want to be my friend.
Current list of possible “Facebook” occupations:
1. Circus Ring Master
2. Executive Hand Model For...
You both like Fried Chicken.
ME: Has mom ever told you about my new friend Katherine?
TODD: Oh yeah, the person who's like me but a girl.
ME: Exactly.
Per the yoush...
Well, as usual I have made a bafoon of myself in front of The Boss Lady…I’m waiting to see how the day pans out before making another “top 10” list of activities that lead to the abrupt and swift removal of me from the office. God, it was funny though.
I just bought the most delicious VEGAN soft rasberry licorice from Amazon. Chris is harassing me about my purchase…but it was the last 4 bags and at a bargain price for this imported sweet treat. He may not share my licorice when it arrives.
“So what you’re saying is if you don’t have your meds in the morning...”
– -C. Cucci to Me
Today I hate a few things, I’ve moved passed the “Buzz Lightyear Blue” and have added a select other few to the list….and I’m starving. It’s already a stellar Monday. But rest assured…I WILL have some awesome stories to share.
Heed this warning...
“Buzz Lightyear Blue” is murder to cover on textured walls. Today I had Buzz Lightyear.
My Mama is off for another day of adventure with “the mayberry gang” again today. It’s movie night over at Ann’s….I think I may have convinced Mom to talk the group in going to see Burn After Reading… Now, I want to go see it again…and again.
Don't F*@k with "The Prince"
CHRIS: I guess he did the music for "The Prince of Egypt."
ME: "The Prince of Egypt!"
CHRIS: Yes! Wait...are you being sarcastic?
ME: uh....no.
CHRIS: Because I'll kill you.
What is this heaven?! →
Interior Inspiration →
Laundry Nite
…A legitimate Weekly Holiday. Closely associated but not directly linked to drinking on cheese blankets in public neighborhood parks.
OMG, I just remembered the man who stood at the base of the mountain waiting for his dog to come down, when his dog really came back 20 minutes before and was sleeping 10 feet behind him.
I wondered what ole’ Ida’s up to…
