September 2008
Nancy on Facebook...
I couldn’t stop her, she took the laptop right off my lap to sign up. Befriend her, I beseech you…
August 2008
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Bobby_Vegan →
I can't...I simply can't...
Courtesy of VeganWorldWideNews:
The Jim Henson MuppetAnimation team have been working on a TV series that stars a gay vegan pig - quelle surprise the US TV networks have been lukewarm about the idea - it seems it will be now screened on line. Animation Magazine report; ‘The Hensons offered a first look at Tinsel Town, a new puppet web series about a bull named Samson Knight and a pig named...
Veganism Take 2.
I’m back at it….and will be focused this week [not including drunken goat monday] as I move back into my Vegan life. Yes, some may sneer, but lets be honest…when I’m back in my size 4 clothes and slamming with shiny hair I won’t care about the bacon and sausage in the morning.
And it’s time y’all to look forward to World Vegan Day on November 1st! 62...
Scandal in Alaska!
DLISTED:
“Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, the chick who is running as McCain’sVP, is being accused of faking one of her pregnancies. The Daily Kos thinks Sarah’s teenage daughter, Bristol, is the real mother of Trig Paxton Van Palin.
[Yes, Bristol and Trig. Sarah also has three other kids named Track, Willow and Piper. I think they were named after Pottery Barn candle scents.]
...
Well its not Labor day at the river but...
I haven’t talked to my mom in a a week or so, but this morning she called with an explanation….She is playing “nolf” in the woods and riding quads to and from the “woods” bar. Apparently “nolf” is a game using golf clubs and tennis balls that requires its players to drink each swing. She says she’ll give me a full report after the next...
My new favorite WB movie star.
Ruby Keeler, born Ethel Hilda Keeler was an actress, singer, and dancer most famous for her on-screen coupling with Dick Powell in a string of successful early musicals at Warner Brothers.
Ruby Keeler was among the first tap dancing stars in motion pictures. She retired from show business in the 1940s.
The definition of heaven.
“…someplace where we could tell jokes and drink cokes.”
Drunken Goat Monday...
period.
“Pure cocoa has the power to take you places…not like the Ellen DeGeneres...”
“I feel like Michelle is my sister, and Barack is my brother, and I’m...”
– -email sent to CNN
Retaining a small level of sanity.
Call it sap, but last night I needed a little break- and for only the 5th time in nearly three years went to lounge midst the night atop the roof patio. I called Rick and was soothed to find that AT&T had not re-released his cell number, which of course means that his voicemail is still active, which then translates in to him speaking. I didn’t leave a message but I’d like to think...
The desire to be high....fashion
Let’s be very clear when we acknowledge the fact that I lurve fashion with every cotton fiber of my being…but my pudgie body does not support certain fabrics better suited for more delicate frames. Here lies the situation, I can’t bring myself to buy appropriate threads for my dumpy frame without succombing to the urge to buy shoes like these:
Now I have to be...
OMG THE SALAMI SAMPLER!
… Still in my purse wrapped in parchment paper. And somehow stray dogs still have not begun to follow me.
Common Queries Answered: Vol. 2
1. When leaving the house is it normal to tell your adopted mannequin where your going and when you’ll be back?
ANSWER: By all means. Then she’ll know when to have dinner ready.
2. When in the need for Twinkies but conflicted because of the non-vegan cream, is there an alternative to satisfy?
ANSWER: Vegans rejoice! “The Vegan Spot” on Sunset Blvd will satisfy your...
Oh boy,
Gwen Stefani named baby #2- Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. I’m sorry but this only reminds me of that ridiculously LARGE man dancing to numa numa and posting it to youtube. Did they not think of that? Zuma-Numa…too close for comfort. Good luck in 2nd grade kid.
It's part of the rehab.
It’s been 8 days since the last post, and as part of my social rehabilitation back to real life I will now make it a point to say something, whether poignant or not, daily.
Needles or Nickles?
Out of curiosity I thought I would take a moment tonight to quickly check if ole’ Nancy Needles had made it on to the entertainment career maker that is IMDB. Upon entering Nancy’s name I was, first, shocked that she was not #1 on the results list, but more importantly, intrigued by another Nancy in the biz. A one “Nancy Nickles.”
It seems old Nancy Nickles was an AP on...
So Today...
Was not a day of Tails.
However, it was a day for Banker’s Skirts.
Tails?
Perhaps Wednesday will be the day to wear Tails, yes… yes, I think it will.
Watching the Olympics... More Specifically Women's...
Just sittin’ with the O, watching the diving competition when out of the normal 90lb chinese super divers emerges a very husky canadian. Her partner however… normal 90lb frail rail athlete. One might ask themselves….”How could this bowling bowl and feather possibly synchronize their dive?” Well, you’d be in the same mind set as the announcer whom after the...
“We were like pirates shoppin’ for booty.”
– My Mama
Haven't we all been there?
First AIM chat of Season 6
I'm looking forward to many more morning conversations such as this...
BESTIES ON ICE:
Me: pardon, but for some reason my INTRANET is not functioning
Me: there is no one on my bonjour list
Me: AM I THE ONLY PERSON IN THE OFFICE??? IS THIS THE SIXTH SENSE????
Glory: UM EMERGENCY!
Me: GHOST OFFICE! GHOST OFFICE!
Glory: omg, someone followed you home on Saturday!
Glory: followed you to the office that is!
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Glory: okay lets be calm...we need garlic and a stake
Me: oh wait
Me: jim just pointed out that i have to plug in the ethernet
Cemetery-hopping: So hot right now.
Let’s just say that the Forest Lawn Cemetery was so uniquely intriguing, that it is now a destination I so eagerly look forward to exploring. What a treat of a Saturday. Joanna and I have really becoming quite the burial adventurers.
bestiesonice:
Glory and I made a slight detour this afternoon after our Nordstrom Rack adventure in Glendale. Earlier, while slightly lost/en route to the...
Yes, it's official...
I graduated 3 years ago from Film School and yesterday I officially got my diploma. I’m now a certified cinematographer…. [me trying not to laugh.]
Reading Harpers Magazine
I just read the feature in the August Harpers entitled “Update Your Look.” It encourages frocks and bib necklaces. This has just described the wardrobe of a 65-year-old woman…and finally, I will fit in.
Well...
The angels are taking care of Daddy Ricardo now.
Please note he does not eat chicken.
And so it begins...
Tomorrow I dress from the costume closet. I may continue to do so for the remaining days in season 6. Prepare…for…hilarity…to…ensue.
Back to School
Well, it’s nearly official. I went to get my $15 Fantastic Sam’s “Back to Work” haircut this morning. I’m trying to be more positive in regards to my waiting fate…I have decided to make a calendar that lists dates and activities that I’m looking forward to in order to pass time more quickly, this will of course list every thursday as the magical day of...
