July 2008
The Meat Shop Showcase...
DAY 1: MEAT WRAPPING
I smell like pork, more so than a usual vegan would.
‘nuff said my friends, ‘nuff said.
BESTIES ON ICE: Getting closer to my heritage.
bestiesonice:
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PARDON…. is rosewater VEGAN?
#32 on the summer list- Rosewater Ice Cream.
Glory,
To answer your question, yes, I believe rosewater is vegan, unless you consider a rose (/flower/plant) an animal. However, i do not recommend extending your veganism to excluding all living things (including plants), as that will cut out vegetables as well (and vegan french fries!! For...
June 2008
IN THE WOODS!
I’m officially in the woods y’all… Oscar will be joining the woods clan [no racial preference intended] on the 11th of July, and I have email invited Joanna to join the River people if she finds she has 5 or so hours that she is aching to spend in her car.
For all those who ache to feed donkeys in the morning, bars from the 1800’s and serious, SERIOUS antique shops follow...
BESTIES ON ICE: Getting closer to my heritage.
PARDON…. is rosewater VEGAN?
#32 on the summer list- Rosewater Ice Cream.
bestiesonice:
Finally went to Mashti Malone’s tonight (after putting it on my to-do list in November), the Persian ice cream parlor down the street from me, and got the hands down, most delicious ice cream in Los Angeles: creamy rosewater. Before you turn your nose up at rosewater ice cream, (I know, us ethnics -...
Meat meets Vegan...
I have been playing house maid today so that when my mom arrives in the late hours of the evening she doesn’t immediately call me a slob. I even made vegan salads so my “Ma-maw” can have a taste of the vegan lifestyle… except my mom told me this morning that she will be eating meat. Back to the store for hot dogs I guess.
P.S. Are there vegan restaurants at Disneyland? I...
Monday is Mama Gale Day!
Mama Gale is coming to town. AND, if Monday is Mama Gale day… then that would mean that Tuesday is Disneyland Day! Simple pleasures. Wednesday doesn’t have any plans nestle in yet… If anyone would like to share a cup of tea at the Alcove with the infamous Mama Gale- HOLLA HOLLA!
Seen here, Mama Gale is interested in all sorts of cultural faire. Here she is considering...
Preparing for the worst.
Let’s be honest, I have no fear when it comes to changing my hair. For instance- per below conversation- I in fact needed to dye my hair the color of my wig in order to attend the Emmy party.
Today I believe I have found a fun activity. I’m going to go over to my Non-US friends at the Fantastic Sams and show them this photo:
THIS WILL BE SUCH FUN! Who wants to imagine what I may...
An Oxnard Adventure.
Yesterday, as I was nursing a hangover on the sofa, Oscar got a call from Steven to help him out with a photo shoot in Oxnard. So, why not, I drove up with him and figured I could shop. Well the heavens blessed me with not only a TJ Maxx but a NORDSTROM RACK! What, what, WHAT! And in the same center, a Starbucks and an In-n-Out [for vegan french fries of course]. Needless to say, after two and a...
Well...
Those “swelligent shoes” I ordered last week came. They look retarded.
BESTIES ON ICE: A conversation that could only...
Kevin Lehman: Glory, I love your hair! It's so much better than your old weird hair, that reddish brown? I didn't like the color.
Glory: Thank you. (beat) I'm actually wearing a wig.
This was two beats before Kevin nearly ripped the rug from my head. What a GRAND EVENING!
I haven't laughed like this since Monday night at...
ABC has started their new summer reality series Wipeout. The show features 24 thrill-seeking contestants who will race in the world’s largest extreme obstacle course. According to the press release, the course was designed to create the “most spills, face plants and wipeouts ever seen on television.”
OMG… the commercials for this show KILL me! When the man covered in mud...
FYI: You should not drive over nails.
I don’t know when I last 4-wheeled through a construction zone, but apparently I’ve been filling a tire with air for the last few months because there was a nail in it. Well, pashaw… By the way, when deciding to walk instead of taking a shuttle be aware that cardboard flip flops are not made for long distances. There was actually a point today when I wondered if going full...
"The Happening" happened to blow chunks.
Perhaps, “blows chunks” was a strong choice phrase, but truth be told- for as many times as the movie going audience has cast their former opinions aside hoping for a “7th” sense, we have yet to be satisfied. “The Happening” is a ridiculous attempt to make the fear of global warming and a world overthrow of plants more hilarious than an honest plight. M.N.S....
Submission Submitted
During the nightmarish last few months in the office, my blessed neighboring desk buddy, Joanna, introduced me to a very comical website, that oddly enough held a soft spot in my heart. You see, I have a “Kitler” [cat that looks like hitler] back at home in the woods. Dear Groucho. For months I discussed uploading Groucho’s photo to the Kitler site and today, my friends, it has...
Did you know...
New Balance Shoes are considered “Vegan?” But seriously, what about my vintage mink?
Source:
http://www.vegan.org/
EUREKA!
What are these deliciously wonderful shoes that Kate Moss was spotted in?! Searching will commence immediately. Wish me shoe luck.
UPDATE:
Well, although it was rumored that these shoes may be the product of Christian Louboutin [which I have found no proof of] - I have been sidetracked in my quest: Enjoy the distraction with me…
www.hollywould.com
SEASONAL SENSATION
Various “experts” have revealed that “this season” will see the return of the “hardcore fashionista” [Similar to the akward style of Mrs. Hohan Ronson]. Because I don’t fully agree with this prediction, I have decided that every now and again I will be making my own seasonal assessments.
I sure hope I can find a seashell bedazzled newsboy cap at...
WHOA! It's been a big day...
Not only was I honored with a text from Joanna this morning to accompany her to the working nail professionals of iNails, but I made some new friends down at the corner of Ivar and Hollywood Blvd while waiting for Oscar to purchase pizza.
The stars were aligned for me today as the latest group of Scientology protesters were dressed as pirates. LUCKILY ENOUGH, I was wearing my stripped...
Where did I put the ammo...
Last night on Letterman… Spencer [“What’s his name”] and that idiot Heidi stopped by to only affirm my already jaded opinion. Spencer was the only one who came to sit with Dave, Heidi stayed in the Greenroom, and although I caught the last portion of the interview, Spencer shared this gem with the audience… ” I won’t go to a club anymore for less than...
Safety pins are for safety.
A while back while in the NBC commissary… some lady was getting lunch with her very enticing handbag that featured a safety pin as a handle. For days I spent time online typing in whatever key word I could imagine in order to find this “safety pin” handbag… to no avail. Then, as if the cosmos were contacted me in my sleep, I bought the latest issue of Elle. Dedicated to...
Sometimes when I'm eating...
I sit down with Oscar’s computer and make outfits online….
This is me… well, the online Glory.
I think this is a sign that I need to re-evaluate what I do with my time.
My free cable is half out... Again.
I’m now left the Discovery Channel, TNT, C-Span, and my beloved Lifetime. Worried that in the coming days I may loose those few channels that I have left… I went to Amoeba and bought the first season of “The Golden Girls” incase Lifetime craps out.
I’d complain, but I haven’t paid for cable since 2003.
Um, start wearing sunscreen now!
OMG, THIS WOMAN IS BRIDGET BARDOT?! Pardon?… I knew there was method to my anti-aging madness. It is never too late to start, well for some I guess it may be too late… hit the knife, you’ll be back in six months.
It's "Two's-day" yo.
I walked two miles to the RUSH to have two headshots printed for my cold read in two days, and paid $2 a piece for ridiculous photos, which I’m sure, will have to be redone. Then- because I wasn’t far enough from home- walked to Starbucks to buy a $2 passion tea before turning. I proclaim this day “Two’s-day.”
The best present this week!
Oscar was being very thoughtful coming home from work the other day and stole the latest issue of Interview magazine from the clutches of another. The mixing of two of my most favorite people sends me into hot flashes. I basically need to find another 7 copies so that I can keep one magazine in Mint condition while still being able to rip out and cover the walls of my bedroom with the...
OMG
I’m starving. I don’t know if it’s okay to eat three Vegan cookies a day…but for some reason it seems perfectly logical to eat cookies and sit on the sofa. I have been walking daily- from one side of the mall to the other. That’s exercise no matter how you shake it. I AM WALKING.
