December 2008
welp at least my luggage is traveling with me...
Sorry my Mama… I tried to get a flight that was earlier than midnight…but alas, it seems I will be coming in at my usual “oh dark-thirty” time. SEE YOU SOON! xoxo
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
– Simple Truth
At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is…having...
– unknown (via alanajoy)
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...
– Harriet Beecher Stowe (via alanajoy)
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…try this.
We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them.
We say we love trees, yet we cut...
– Unknown (via alanajoy)
The devil was here….and he made eggs.
– Joe Sheridan.
Someone should be fired. END of F***ing... →
An appropriate stocking stuffer for NO ONE. →
Just another reason to visit Newport Beach... →
Lots of love to the Jacobs and Meekma family tonight.
As soon as her hairs touched his basket, they fell in love.
– According to David and Chris this is how the romance of Avril and Tom Cruise went before they gave birth to Paris Hilton.
Of course he's #3... →
Really? You can make a living doing this? →
DONE! Grab your spirit gum... →