welp at least my luggage is traveling with me...
Sorry my Mama… I tried to get a flight that was earlier than midnight…but alas, it seems I will be coming in at my usual “oh dark-thirty” time. SEE YOU SOON! xoxo
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.– Simple Truth
At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having...– unknown (via alanajoy)
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...– Harriet Beecher Stowe (via alanajoy)
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alanajoy: …try this.
We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut...– Unknown (via alanajoy)
The devil was here….and he made eggs.– Joe Sheridan.
Someone should be fired. END of F***ing... →
An appropriate stocking stuffer for NO ONE. →
Just another reason to visit Newport Beach... →
Lots of love to the Jacobs and Meekma family tonight.
As soon as her hairs touched his basket, they fell in love.– According to David and Chris this is how the romance of Avril and Tom Cruise went before they gave birth to Paris Hilton.
Of course he's #3... →
Really? You can make a living doing this? →
DONE! Grab your spirit gum... →