My flight was really at 9:30 last night…but somehow I thought it was appropriate at 8:45 to drive to In-n-Out to get a snack before the flight….So you can imagine my shock when I get to the airport with 8 minutes to get on the plane. Yes, there was some serious aiport jogging last night. AND EVEN BETTER- THE FLIGHT FROM HELL! Picture this….fog, wind, rain…..SCREAMING...
Awesome green paint.
I am thoroughly ready to be Mortified. →
Please be my child.
You know it's real when it hits the news wire.
ELLEN STAFFER SWALLOWS FORK DURING CATERED MEAL – Burbank, CA – Glory Gale, a staffer on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” swallowed a fork during the catered meal on Monday, 11/17/08. Gale was enjoying a piece of cake when the incident occurred. She took a bite and swallowed, only to notice after that one of the fork’s tines was missing. After scouring the remaining cake and plate, and feeling a...
You cannot change anything in your life with intention alone, which can become a...– Caroline Myss (via skysignal)
It’s a donkey nightmare!– Minnie Driver as her mini donkey seperate from Ellen’s mini donkey. You heard me.
OMG- why am I the only one who had NO IDEA what people do with pipes and hamsters?!?!
#1 favorite thing of today- Katherine describing “dead lifts” at the gym.
Yes, 12 cookies.
Alissa brought me the MOST delicious VEGAN chocolate chip cookies this morning- to which I have been devouring since 8:45 am. I MEAN F*%$ING DELICIOUS! Leg squats it is tonight. I mean really amazingly delicious.
We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension,...– Anais Nin (via alanajoy)
Creating change and making the world better is not always easy, and you will...– Barack Obama, Pinay girl writes to Obama, gets response (via rocketjumper) (via michellardi) (via alanajoy)
Yes, Election Night according to Eddie Izzard. →
QUOTES OF THE DAY: Who do I have to f*** around here to get a “laugh. dance. vote.” t-shirt. What would happen if I light my hair on fire? Why does everyone drink Perrier around here? And I think I’ll take an egg. Could you gently touch the testicles on its neck. I’ve already eaten a PB&J, a banana, and three bite size kit kats and am still starving.
What if we cared as much as we do on November 4th all the time?