May 2013
May 18th
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May 16th
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When my friend is describing her wedding...
myfriendsaremarried:
May 1st
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April 2013
Apr 30th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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“You can get to the shop on Fifth Avenue by walking around the fountain taking...”
– Gene Wilder “Kiss Me Like a Stranger”
Apr 4th
Apr 2nd
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March 2013
Mar 13th
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Mar 5th
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1 tag
"Micro blogs repost photos that have been posted a...
I’ve just learned that my “personal blog” is really a “micro blog.” How common. Personal blog coming soon.
Mar 5th
Mar 1st
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February 2013
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Mother-daughter Vegas trip.
We’re already planning our matching craps outfits.
Feb 26th
“Dear Applicant, Thank you for your interest in employment with Forest Lawn...”
– Sent.
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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I can not wait for this. Duro Olowu for Penney's.... →
Feb 25th
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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“They tire of quiet, that have known the storm.”
– Dorothy Parker.
Feb 19th
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“You know that, I know that, everyone who’s worth anything knows that there...”
– Russell Brand [Guardian.co.uk, 2/3/13]
Feb 19th
Anyone who makes a company and replaces an "S" at...
Failzies. I will never accept your Linkedin connect request. You’re not a real thing. Also, how douchy am I to reference Linkedin in a tumblr post. #OnlineNetworkingProblems (???)
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Big decisions.
I’m not great with decisions. I usually can’t decide if I want sushi or “something else” for dinner. I haven’t even been able to decide what color hair I want so it’s two. Really, I’m just a terrible decision maker. That said, I have made some great decisions in my life. My decision to move to LA at 18. My decision to lie on a resume in order to get a job...
Feb 13th
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NOT ONE PRESALE TICKET AVAILABLE.
How is this possible. Not one ticket available for The Mrs. Carter Show in LA, Vegas, Houston… MINNEAPOLIS. I can’t.
Feb 8th
I listed my employment on Google+ as a headliner at the MGM Grand Las Vegas. The “Ringo Beatles” (some stage show at the V) started following me and put me in their “friend circle.” I changed my employment to read “headliner at Circus Circus Reno.” I hate the Beatles.
Feb 6th
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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AH: I am ready for a break...
GG: You're telling me. I just want a week...
GG: ...you know, like, a medically induced coma week...
GG: ...and I would have a facial, and a mani-pedi...
GG: ...and people could scrub my body...
GG: ...and have leeches suck out the bad blood...
GG: ...and I would wake up a whole new Glory.
CC: So basically you wish "The Swan" was still on.
GG: Bingo.
Feb 1st
January 2013
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Creatures of Comfort: The New York TimesWedding... →
creaturesofcomfort: The New York Times Wedding Section January 27, 2013 Ada Bryant and Robert Haire By MARGAUX LASKEY A Lifetime of Happiness, Part 2 Ada Laurie Bryant and Robert Mitchell Haire were married Saturday in Hockessin, Del. Robert L. Bryant, a Universal Life minister and a son of the bride,…
Jan 30th
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