May 2013
When my friend is describing her wedding...
myfriendsaremarried:
April 2013
“You can get to the shop on Fifth Avenue by walking around the fountain taking...”
– Gene Wilder “Kiss Me Like a Stranger”
March 2013
1 tag
"Micro blogs repost photos that have been posted a...
I’ve just learned that my “personal blog” is really a “micro blog.” How common. Personal blog coming soon.
February 2013
Mother-daughter Vegas trip.
We’re already planning our matching craps outfits.
“Dear Applicant,
Thank you for your interest in employment with Forest Lawn...”
– Sent.
I can not wait for this. Duro Olowu for Penney's.... →
“They tire of quiet, that have known the storm.”
– Dorothy Parker.
“You know that, I know that, everyone who’s worth anything knows that there...”
– Russell Brand [Guardian.co.uk, 2/3/13]
Anyone who makes a company and replaces an "S" at...
Failzies. I will never accept your Linkedin connect request. You’re not a real thing. Also, how douchy am I to reference Linkedin in a tumblr post. #OnlineNetworkingProblems (???)
Big decisions.
I’m not great with decisions. I usually can’t decide if I want sushi or “something else” for dinner. I haven’t even been able to decide what color hair I want so it’s two. Really, I’m just a terrible decision maker.
That said, I have made some great decisions in my life. My decision to move to LA at 18. My decision to lie on a resume in order to get a job...
NOT ONE PRESALE TICKET AVAILABLE.
How is this possible. Not one ticket available for The Mrs. Carter Show in LA, Vegas, Houston… MINNEAPOLIS. I can’t.
I listed my employment on Google+ as a headliner at the MGM Grand Las Vegas. The “Ringo Beatles” (some stage show at the V) started following me and put me in their “friend circle.”
I changed my employment to read “headliner at Circus Circus Reno.”
I hate the Beatles.
AH: I am ready for a break...
GG: You're telling me. I just want a week...
GG: ...you know, like, a medically induced coma week...
GG: ...and I would have a facial, and a mani-pedi...
GG: ...and people could scrub my body...
GG: ...and have leeches suck out the bad blood...
GG: ...and I would wake up a whole new Glory.
CC: So basically you wish "The Swan" was still on.
GG: Bingo.
January 2013
Creatures of Comfort: The New York TimesWedding... →
creaturesofcomfort:
The New York Times
Wedding Section
January 27, 2013
Ada Bryant and Robert Haire
By MARGAUX LASKEY
A Lifetime of Happiness, Part 2
Ada Laurie Bryant and Robert Mitchell Haire were married Saturday in Hockessin, Del. Robert L. Bryant, a Universal Life minister and a son of the bride,…
